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		<title>Totally Vile Rescue Rangers Fan Fiction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hopkins</dc:creator>
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		<title>Forgive Me, Hemingway</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m happy/depressed to announce that Telling Lies And Disappointing People is now available for Kindle. This could be the beginning, or the beginning of the end&#8230; All you have to&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elihopkins.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7001729&amp;post=243&amp;subd=elihopkins&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>From The Wolves</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hopkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out my story, From The Wolves, over at Housefire. It&#8217;s so fresh and so clean! When you&#8217;re done reading it let me know what you think, then give your mom a&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elihopkins.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7001729&amp;post=178&amp;subd=elihopkins&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Telling Lies And Disappointing People</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 23:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hopkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The stories in order: My Heart, How To Be A Man, The American Pastime, and Bad Boys. My new chapbook, Telling Lies And Disappointing People is now also available for&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elihopkins.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7001729&amp;post=137&amp;subd=elihopkins&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Et Tu, Grandpa</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 21:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hopkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We didn’t know what to think when Grandpa came home last night with a mohawk. Though it’s hardly a mohawk, considering Grandpa’s male-pattern baldness, he obviously believes that it is&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elihopkins.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7001729&amp;post=101&amp;subd=elihopkins&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Love Crimes of Rasta P.I. Fedora, P.I.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hopkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; (a stream-of-consciousness exploration of love crimes in the demon world) -Episode 2- Rasta leaned too far in his swayback and nearly lost his ass to the furnace. The place&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elihopkins.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7001729&amp;post=95&amp;subd=elihopkins&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Love Crimes of Rasta P.I. Fedora, P.I.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 02:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hopkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; (a stream-of-consciousness exploration of love crimes in the demon world) -Episode 1- Eager to get home and shower the blood off, Rasta chugged a beer and tried to remove&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elihopkins.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7001729&amp;post=89&amp;subd=elihopkins&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Burden, Furthermoore</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hopkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I awoke with the usual affliction; not to say that there was but one, but this one in particular I knew from experience could only be remedied by a physical&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elihopkins.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7001729&amp;post=37&amp;subd=elihopkins&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Call Me A Monster</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hopkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Sometimes the smooth whisper of a jazz melody will drift through my open window as I sit at my desk smoking countless Robusta cigars. When the sound of the&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elihopkins.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7001729&amp;post=34&amp;subd=elihopkins&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Silence In The Void</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hopkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When people see Deborah they stop to talk to her, such are the perks, and curses, of being a chili-wife—or chili-widow, as they sometimes refer to themselves in moments of&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elihopkins.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7001729&amp;post=31&amp;subd=elihopkins&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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