Category Archives: Flash

Bad Boys

*(originally published in the collection, Telling Lies And Disappointing People) In high school I had a girlfriend who’s house was always empty. Katie’s mom was a social worker who pretty much lived at the office, and her dad was getting

Bad Boys

*(originally published in the collection, Telling Lies And Disappointing People) In high school I had a girlfriend who’s house was always empty. Katie’s mom was a social worker who pretty much lived at the office, and her dad was getting

My Heart (may or may not go on)

*(originally published in the collection Telling Lies And Disappointing People) Yvette broke up with me soon after I sat her down and explained that I had a baboon’s heart and was incapable of experiencing strong emotion. She didn’t believe me,

My Heart (may or may not go on)

*(originally published in the collection Telling Lies And Disappointing People) Yvette broke up with me soon after I sat her down and explained that I had a baboon’s heart and was incapable of experiencing strong emotion. She didn’t believe me,

From The Wolves

*(originally published at Housefire Books) I thought we had an understanding, the raccoons and me. Not friendship necessarily, but a certain respect, born less from fear than mutual admiration. Hakuna Matata. But thanks to those treacherous creatures I recently learned

From The Wolves

*(originally published at Housefire Books) I thought we had an understanding, the raccoons and me. Not friendship necessarily, but a certain respect, born less from fear than mutual admiration. Hakuna Matata. But thanks to those treacherous creatures I recently learned

Amanda Bynes: A Life, Part VI

“Don’t push it, man.” I sighed. “You’re not the only jungle-dude in these parts, and don’t ever speak poetically to me again.”

Amanda Bynes: A Life, Part VI

“Don’t push it, man.” I sighed. “You’re not the only jungle-dude in these parts, and don’t ever speak poetically to me again.”

Date Night: Grocery Hell for Mr. Belle, Rock-Hound/Underground Man

“Avoid people at all costs.” – Zen koan By the time he’d reached the produce vending machine, Mr. Belle was already mentally revising the sternly worded letter he planned to write as soon as he got home. Assuming he ever

Date Night: Grocery Hell for Mr. Belle, Rock-Hound/Underground Man

“Avoid people at all costs.” – Zen koan By the time he’d reached the produce vending machine, Mr. Belle was already mentally revising the sternly worded letter he planned to write as soon as he got home. Assuming he ever