I woke up in a cold sweat, my head pounding, my eyes blurry and raw. Slowly and painfully I crawled out of the empty ketchup packet I use for a…
I’m happy/depressed to announce that Telling Lies And Disappointing People is now available for Kindle. This could be the beginning, or the beginning of the end… All you have to…
Check out my story, From The Wolves, over at Housefire. It’s so fresh and so clean! When you’re done reading it let me know what you think, then give your mom a…
The stories in order: My Heart, How To Be A Man, The American Pastime, and Bad Boys. My new chapbook, Telling Lies And Disappointing People is now also available for…
We didn’t know what to think when Grandpa came home last night with a mohawk. Though it’s hardly a mohawk, considering Grandpa’s male-pattern baldness, he obviously believes that it is…
(a stream-of-consciousness exploration of love crimes in the demon world) -Episode 2- Rasta leaned too far in his swayback and nearly lost his ass to the furnace. The place…
(a stream-of-consciousness exploration of love crimes in the demon world) -Episode 1- Eager to get home and shower the blood off, Rasta chugged a beer and tried to remove…
I awoke with the usual affliction; not to say that there was but one, but this one in particular I knew from experience could only be remedied by a physical…
Sometimes the smooth whisper of a jazz melody will drift through my open window as I sit at my desk smoking countless Robusta cigars. When the sound of the…
When people see Deborah they stop to talk to her, such are the perks, and curses, of being a chili-wife—or chili-widow, as they sometimes refer to themselves in moments of…
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